Love Potion, really...

I had just returned home from my english tuition. I learnt a lot.. Well actually not about the lesson, but about Love Potion. Ever heard of it..?? Or maybe some of you had actually tried it..?? Patrick?? Uahahaha.. Well basically, like what my teacher told me, Love Potion is a spelled liquid that make person fall in love you.. Wooo... Wicked, isn't it..?? At first, I did not believe that love potion exists. But his story about his tour in Thailand turnt my point of view to Love Potion upside down. Indeed, now I am really interested in it and I am wondering if I could get one. Huehehe :D..


Well, technically, Love Potion operates one's life. You make people who is actually not in love with you to be in love with you.


It's kinda brutal actually....


Well, what's interesting is, love potioned people will do everything we said, kissing your toes, doing your homework, or even strip..!! Most boys will actually like this.. Uahahha.. This is why most male americans marry SHEMALES.. It's not because they're attracted to them, but it's because they are attracted by the Love Potion. When they are married, they return to America together with the shemale. This brings advantages for some poor shemales..





Well, for some of you who may want to use Love Potion :p, this is how it works. Rub a spoon of love potion on your wrist then ask your "target" to see it. It's simple and it may also be risky because only the first person who sees it fall in love with you.


UNFORTUNATELY, the love potion effect cannot last FOREVER.. Some only last for days and some last for months depending on how it was made. The more expensive love potion can last for a month while the cheapest love potion only last for approximately 2 days.


It costs 3000 baht which is equal to approximately 4.5 million rupiah. Expensive, isn't it, for just a small bottle...
Finally....
For some of you out there who is interested and might want to try, think twice.. O:)